You know you want one. Or your brother's, cousin's, Uncle's dog would definately love one for Christmas.
Santa Morphsuit – Show off that hot Santa body with this form-fitting spandex morphsuit made to look like Santa.
Fartzooka – The Fartzooka blasts farts just as well as the gassiest human. Plus, the Fartzooka never gets tired, so it can blast farts 24/7.
The Bacon Towel – Ever wanted a 6-foot long strip of juicy bacon? This towel is great for anyone who has wanted to wrap himself (and everybody else) in mouth-watering, crispy bacon.
The Stupid Alert Button – What if an alarm went off anytime someone did something stupid? This dream is a reality with this button, which declares 6 different phrases, like "Stoooopid," when pressed.
Mitten Flasks – Make the holidays taste a little sweeter with these mittens. Hidden under a thumb flap is a spigot, which connects to a pouch, perfect for holding any liquid.
Sneaker Socks – These revolutionary socks have high top sneakers printed right on them. Available in blue and red, these socks will make shoes a thing of the past!
Face Basketball Glasses – Attached to these glasses are a hoop and a basketball. Simply put them on and try to make the basket by moving one's face all over the place.
Hillary Clinton Nutcracker – This figurine has thighs of steels, perfect for cracking the toughest nuts. First Lady of the United States, Secretary of State, and now an official nutcracker, Hillary has done it all.
Ugly Christmas Sweater – Zombie Santa – Whether it's for someone naughty or nice, this snazzy sweater brings the laughs. With Zombie Santa in front, this sweater is sure to spread holiday cheers and jeers.
Toilet Bowl Lip Gloss – Lip gloss in a sparkly toilet bowl? Who would have known that girls would love the Toilet Bowl Lip Gloss keychain, available in four scents?